I'm a Menace

The kids love to get books from the library.  One of them from last week is called, "I'm still here in the bathtub" by Alan Katz.  It's a book with new lyrics to songs we all know.  It's really cute.  

We found a song/poem that needs to be Heath's theme song!!!!!  Here it is:

I'm a Menace

(to the tune of "Frere Jacques") (or "Where is pointer/tall man/pinky song")

I'm a menace

I played tennis

In my house

In my room

Didn't know the racket

Could hit a lamp and crack it

I smell doom

In my room!

Life is rocky

I played hockey

Against Clyde

While inside

Scored - broke a window

Now I feel the wind blow

While inside

Gotta hide!

I was naughty

Did Karate

I showed Ben

In the den

Thanks to all my chopping

We're VCR-shopping

For the den

Once again.

I'm athletic

It's pathetic

Mom gets sore

More and more

Though it's aggravating

Let's both go ice-skating

Kitchen floor

Fun galore!